Legendary Politicians!

          Criticism usually makes one feeble and constant criticism can be fatal, but these politicians are an exception. Hats off to them! They get criticized and even cursed but not even a single strand on them gets affected. Wow! They stand straight in the face of it and don’t let their goal get side washed. They patiently wait for the goal accomplishment. We really should learn from them. The courage they showcase in a public rally is commendable; they speak with such awe in spite of the fact that several jokes are being circulated on them. They say ‘Ignorance is bliss’, but they are no ignorant and still so very blissful, they are fully aware what public thinks of them…Thanks to the media. But still nothing wavers them not even a literal slap in the face.

They are similar to the legend of phoenix (a long-lived bird that is cyclically regenerated or reborn). I would even say that they have out beaten the phoenix also as the poor bird takes several years to get regenerated or reborn but they are reborn in every five years during elections and remain dead for rest of the time. Legendary it is! 

I wish we all were made up of the same metal as our dear politicians. The blood that runs in their veins has to have some magical powers for sure. And I am sure there is some rocket science behind it…obviously which we common people cannot understand. I don’t know whether they were born with the bold nerve or developed it, but whatever it is ‘janta maaf nahi karegi tumhe!’ I mean I seriously wish I could find an escape route from my workplace and do nothing but complain and to top it all stand strong when I don’t get the desired promotion. (Shit I can’t do that, I am weak!) Also I want to give a presentation without prior preparation on the facts and ending the presentation with a superfluous slogan, (something like ‘mein desh nahi mitne dunga, mein desh nahi jhukne dunga’…) and get applauded for it. Man I so very wish for it. But I am no politician.

Supernatural they seem to me…Yes and I have all respect for them in the world because obviously they remain calm, composed and serene in the time of crises and once again it is a rocket science. How do they bloody do it! And nowadays even the tag of Common Man is also helping. I am sure that topi is bewitched.

A tribute to Sunny Leone

               It is something that we all like to indulge in but we happen to talk ill about it…especially when we see somebody else humoring into it. Hypocrites that we are…I was reading the newspaper the other day and happened to read that Sunny Leone was not allowed to promote her latest flick in one of the states. I was literally shocked. How can they do that to her? She was called bad names… Sunny, we all know her and I can bet there is hardly any person who…huh! Bloody double standards. Grow up guys! Admit it…No, this is not a women-are-not-respected-in- India issue. It is completely different, it is Indians-love-being-assholes issue. I must say that the Indians are far too foolhardy. I am not here to promote Sunny’s ex profession not by any means; neither do I have any such intentions. But yes I do have acknowledged Sunny’s intentions to start afresh. We are a country where the politicians can do all the dog stuff sitting in the parliament and the same politicians get the right to accuse Sunny. Wow! A round of applause for such moronness! I firmly believe that the society we live in is a reflection of ourselves…So if there is a whole industry that runs on this particular business it is because we demand for it. We are the ones who make this ****industry work and then we are the one who tries to inflate our bloody egos by talking against it…Funny it is! It is as if an infant playing with his favorite toy, it plays with it, throws it and then gets back to it. We are so confused, we like sunny when we are alone and we hate her when we are with someone…Damn! No words for this bloody attitude! Entangled in our own uproar of activities we completely forget that it is our fellow creature that we are accusing for something we should be accused for…Everybody has a dark side but the real human being is who overpowers the darkness by the light that he has within.

In the end, I just want say that the people who want a ban on Sunny Leone, I would like their cell phone and laptop content to go viral… with their bloody names of course then they would realize how fuckedup they are…

Even Frogs Marry!

Once there was a frog, his parents were looking for a suitable match for him. In the process they posted an ad for him on the matrimonial site. 

The ad went like this:

Groom Profile:

Our son is a rare species and is an excellent hunter and doesn't let go any prey from his clutch, the female would never have to hunt for prey. We have our own family pond surrounded by beautiful plants and two our very own trees, which we have rented to crows. The rent is enough for all us to survive. The prospect is our eldest son and works in a Multinational museum where he gets free stay and free food. The groom will take the bride with him to the museum. The groom is well qualified; he has done Bachelors in Frogology from the Institute of Frogology , Germany. He is very athletic.

Bride’s Profile:

The girl should be beautiful .She should be ready to settle abroad as our son plans to apply for a job in New York City. She should be well versed with the frog ways. She should have a strong family background. We will prefer a bride who can change colors as per her surroundings, a perfect mix of modernity and ethnicity.

So this was the matrimonial ad that the parents gave for the groom, and as expected they got a lot of reverts, and finally they shortlisted one. All were pretty excited. The meeting was set to happen. The frog was all set to meet his future bride. The venue was finalized for the meeting; it was an exquisite pond in the city’s biggest mall. Both the families gathered at the venue, the boy was dressed plainly in a hat and the girl too was simply dressed. They both jumped aside after taking the permission of their elders. They chatted for half an hour, the topic that struck was their food preferences. The frog was amazed when he found that their likes and dislikes are same. The families also liked each other and they fixed their marriage. The marriage was fixed to happen in the monsoon.

The day finally came. The arrangements were all made. The venue was the musical fountain in the temple-cum-museum. It was a perfect venue which the bride and groom had themselves finalized for their wedding. The bride’s parents were hesitant first as the cost involved was high but they agreed as she was the only daughter among ten sons.

They were around 100 guests gathered around the fountain to watch the couple. The guest was served with the crickets, which they enjoyed a lot. Every frog was talking about the beautiful arrangements. The ceremonies were performed and they were declared husband and wife. They both jumped together to take the blessings of their elders.

And then they both lived happily ever after.

Live a little Differently!

The ways of world are strange; we all talk about peace and love. I am sure everybody wants them badly in their lives. I am 26 and up till now I have not met a single person who said that he is content enough or loved enough. It’s said that man is the only being who can achieve anything he wishes for…true it is looking at the progress the world has made. Then does that mean that man never wanted love and peace in the first place. Or it can be that they wish for the two but are more interested in the opposite. Don’t know really! I have heard a lot of people say –“My life is very complex”, I then tell them “Make it simple then”, and in return I get an answer, “You won’t understand.”(huh) I wish I can tell them that I don’t want to understand, it’s you who have to understand.

The problem is that we have forgotten to be grateful. Yes you heard it right, ‘Be Grateful’. Rather, I will go to an extent of saying that, ‘Being grateful to everything around is the key to inner joy.’ And once you are happy inside you automatically feel loved and experience peace. Once just once be appreciative to everything that you encounter, to the sunrise, the sunset, the color of your room, your neighbors (even if they are always ready for a fight), the birds, the blue sky complementing the green leaves…From people to things, from things to situations or incidents everything, look at them with the feeling of gratefulness. Your world is sure to change then. Once you start being appreciative of things you will notice the beauty that was up till now unnoticed, you will be amazed at what you were missing… As I mentioned before you will feel loved, and you know feeling loved is the best feeling one can experience.

Ok let me ask you something, how do you feel when nobody appreciates your efforts? Very bad right! I feel heartbroken! Remember that everything that you notice and leave unnoticed from the sunrise to the shinning moon is all set for you. Everything that happens in your life is happening for you. They are all there for your entertainment. Be thankful to them!  By being appreciative of things, peace will automatically reside in your heart. Gratitude takes you a long way! Let's live a little differently from now!

I am very grateful to you for reading it! Thanks!

Why do I fall!

A leaf falling from the tree was filled with sorrow,

Escorted by the wind she was about to meet her deadly fate.

She had anger brimming her soul as she was about to touch her reality.

She looked at the tree with all the hope that he might save her from her dreadful fate.

The tree bent down with the longing to hold her but to no avail, her fate was decided.

Both of them were hoping against hope.

Their love for each other was apparent to everybody present over there.

It was witnessed by the earth, the bushes that lay there, every insect that dwell on the bark, the wind and the neighboring trees. Everybody felt the sadness in the air.

The hopeless leaf requested the wind to let her embrace the tree for the last time.

The wind very gently obeyed her and granted her wish.

And both of them got a chance to embrace each other.

Even the wind stood still for a moment, to absorb the beauty.

As she hugged the tree she was filled with fear, fear to loose him forever, fear of losing her identity forever.  This fear made her cling to him even tighter.

The wind then held her from the arm and took her with it.

Come and read to me

All my life I have waited for you
I know you are the one who' ll love me for true.
Ages have past as I stand here
And now I lay in front of you my thoughts bare.
You have to open the locks with the key
Come and read to me

I will shower all my love
As God has sent you for me from above.
You will always hold a sacred place in my heart
And I will always b honest to you on my part.
Together we will make a beautiful family tree
Come and read to me.


My soul will get all the pleasure
The happiness would be beyond the measure, when you would read to me.
You are my he and I m your she
Come and read to me.

A subject less talked about...

The subject that I have chosen today fills me with the risk of getting exposed. As every living human being is most afraid of getting exposed so am I. Everybody to some extent gets fidgety when their feelings touch the ground of exposure. To be specific I am talking only about the over sensitive feelings…not just any feelings. Let me remind myself that some people are brave enough for not guarding their feelings and prove to be a great warrior in the battlefield called Life. But I am no great warrior; I am but a plain and fearful being that is afraid of getting exposed. At a slightest indication of getting exposed I hide myself in a cocoon, rarely then I trouble myself of coming out…the people who have known me might think otherwise though…I am sure you must be thinking of what the subject might be.

Let me introduce the subject to you, it is…

But wait the fear of getting exposed is not letting me come up with the subject. The feeling that I am experiencing right now is of the same kind when I happened to propose someone. Before I touch base on the subject let me narrate this incident to you. Don’t worry I will not go into the details… so the incident goes like this, I happen to call this guy whom I thought to be just perfect for me (that’s the reason you propose I guess), and vomited out all my feelings to him and felt that have committed an act of bravery…I was all happy to be relieved of the burden, only to find out that it was one sided! Heartbreak it was. The minute I came to know that it was all one sided all the feelings for him just got evaporated in the air (guess it was not true love or my ego…I still can’t decide). It was a relief that I was out of it…but the crime was committed, I was exposed in front of a person who was not even worth. Don’t misunderstand me I don’t have any regrets, I still find myself to be brave enough to have done it. It is of course was a brave act for a girl like me as until then I detested girls who proposed! After my act I find them courageous enough. It was a mixed feeling that I experienced, I felt independent (of him and of the burden) but with that I foster a kind of hatred for myself for having getting exposed. I think these incidents only happen to make you more mature. Same feeling capture my mind when I am about to introduce the subject…

On second thoughts maybe some other time!