Monday, June 17, 2013

The New Success Mantra




So you are talented, smart, good at your work, but still not getting promoted! SAD! Consider Bitching or Backstabbing! Yes you heard it right bitching is the old yet new talent required to make your place in the organization. Gossiping is our hobby so why not use it intelligently to our gain ;)The day is not far when we would start highlighting this talent in our resumes. The recruiters will only hire people who meet this requirement.

I have an experience of around five years now and so I can tell from my experience. Honestly speaking, in the initial months of my career, I used to feel guilty about the fact that I am to falling in this endless mire of politics but to my surprise I only fell to rise. And in the process, one of the myths, that only girls like to gossip got busted, as most of the time it is the male gender that brings the hot topic to the table. And let me tell you gossiping is just an understated word. Both the genders are equally capable of bitching /backstabbing/politics etc.

Now the good thing is soon the universities could launch new subjects to master, like Masters in Bitching, Masters in Backbiting. We could also have short term programs available like: Learn New ways of Backstabbing; Different types of Bitching etc. The Social Scientist could have a new topic to research on (good for them). There could be a complete new career line available. Amazing isn’t it?

The above discussed qualities are already there in our genes it’s just that we have to be subtle in our ways. The new success mantra awaits you!

Courtesy-’Corporate Culture’

2 comments:

  1. Change is must, but changing your entire personality for success is a question which one should answer on the basis of their own experiences............

    CHANGE in professional life will affect your personal life..........



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  2. Bitching or Backstabbing can surely be helpful in promotion, but none of them build trust, boost confidence, develop personality and most importantly give mental peace!

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