Thursday, April 17, 2014

Legendary Politicians!



          Criticism usually makes one feeble and constant criticism can be fatal, but these politicians are an exception. Hats off to them! They get criticized and even cursed but not even a single strand on them gets affected. Wow! They stand straight in the face of it and don’t let their goal get side washed. They patiently wait for the goal accomplishment. We really should learn from them. The courage they showcase in a public rally is commendable; they speak with such awe in spite of the fact that several jokes are being circulated on them. They say ‘Ignorance is bliss’, but they are no ignorant and still so very blissful, they are fully aware what public thinks of them…Thanks to the media. But still nothing wavers them not even a literal slap in the face.

They are similar to the legend of phoenix (a long-lived bird that is cyclically regenerated or reborn). I would even say that they have out beaten the phoenix also as the poor bird takes several years to get regenerated or reborn but they are reborn in every five years during elections and remain dead for rest of the time. Legendary it is! 

I wish we all were made up of the same metal as our dear politicians. The blood that runs in their veins has to have some magical powers for sure. And I am sure there is some rocket science behind it…obviously which we common people cannot understand. I don’t know whether they were born with the bold nerve or developed it, but whatever it is ‘janta maaf nahi karegi tumhe!’ I mean I seriously wish I could find an escape route from my workplace and do nothing but complain and to top it all stand strong when I don’t get the desired promotion. (Shit I can’t do that, I am weak!) Also I want to give a presentation without prior preparation on the facts and ending the presentation with a superfluous slogan, (something like ‘mein desh nahi mitne dunga, mein desh nahi jhukne dunga’…) and get applauded for it. Man I so very wish for it. But I am no politician.

Supernatural they seem to me…Yes and I have all respect for them in the world because obviously they remain calm, composed and serene in the time of crises and once again it is a rocket science. How do they bloody do it! And nowadays even the tag of Common Man is also helping. I am sure that topi is bewitched.